Things That PISS me off! by Mike Jones (Issue #3)

1. Mandatory Sports at my school

2. Telletubbies

3. Nature’s Classroom

4. Spanish Teachers

5. My cleaning people. They don’t change my sheets or towels!! What the fuck?

6. Kids who walk around with Stone Cold shirts that say stuff like, “Wanna Raise Some Hell?”, and they think they are so hardcore.

7. When people do hardcore drugs all their life, then realize they wasted their whole life on drugs and how stupid they were… and then they go on VH1 and do some stupid behind the music special or something.

8. People who buy Anarchy Patches and think they are so hardcore

9. Seniors in High-School

10. Anyone else I forgot who thinks they are so hardcore.... don't make me check in to the smack down hotel.. cause I will raise some hell with my shotgun and go bang! 3:16..... or something like that.